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Uhm. Britney got married? What?!

I swear, I walked away from the computer for like, a couple hours. Long enough to watch X2 on DVD. And maybe an extra hour in there. And I come back to this?: ( Read more... )

I just. I. Uh.

Seriously, what the fuck?

You guys - the apocalypse. It's coming. It all started with General Hospital Friday. Sonny and Sam were in a scene together, and I realized I was enjoying it and wanted them to hook up - and I loathe both Sonny and Sam. And yet there I was, all excited and amused.

And now this? End of the freakin' world, man.

But, seriously. A lime-green limo? The hotel bellman? I just. Yeah. It actually makes me kinda worry about her, honestly. Like, is she thinking clearly? Even her friends seem to think this was just a "joke that went too far" (i.e., "They were drunk off their asses") and an annulment will be happening.

Or else this is the mother of all punkings.

But for now, I plan to sit back and enjoy the gossip. Because, gossip! *squee*

ETA: Oh lord, what if she's knocked up? I don't know if that would be sad or hilarious.

I am way too amused by this shit.

ETA2: I just turned on the TV (music channels), and the first song to play was Cry Me a River. Huh. How quaint.