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Connorkolas, I don't mind you in plaid shirts, but I gotta say, it's not exactly what one wears to a memorial service.

Connorkolas: Why don't you want me to go the memorial?
Mary: Because you have a tendency to cry like a little girl, and frankly, it's kind of embarrassing.

Mmmm. Suited-up Lucky. I can live with this.

Emily: Every time I hear the phone ring.....my heart stops for a minute.
Unfortunately, that's just not long enough.

Is this a new Lulu? We see her so rarely, I can't keep up. And hey, Lesley, good to know you're still kicking.

What the heck? Does Helena burn people with her eyes? Hide Lulu, she'll explode! I mean, what? And did they not think that Helena might show up? If they didn't want her to come - here's a thought - maybe they shouldn't have posted it in the paper.

Carly: ....he's gotta be hiding in this house somewhere. In a closet, under the bed...
In the basement! I hear that's a good hiding place.

Hey, look, Lorenzo made it through that without even a bruise. Aww - our Courtney is softening!

Sonny: Noble is just a code word for holier-than-thou...hypocrites...who yammer.
Heh. Is anyone else giggling at this? Hi, pot! Meet kettle!

Dillon immediately ran and tackled Justus. I know how you feel, bro. I'd do the same thing.

Hi, Ric. I don't mean to beat a dead horse, but you look quite delectable when you lean.

Audrey even gets to show up! And I actually felt kind of sorry for Ric when she made a point of mentioning that Liz won't even mention his name.

Lucky: I know you probably came more for Skye than for me or Nikolas....
Or, you know - Lulu. Ah, well. Whatever.

Courtney: We need to call the police.
NOO! What are you thinking? The police are evil! They'll eat him alive!

Michael's in the well. He's unconscious. We get it. We don't need flashcards or anything, people.

Well, that was quick, Alexis. Thanks for coming. I didn't realize there was a 15-second limit on the eulogies tonight.

Emily: I'd like to tell you about the man I loved....
Great. Here we go. Again. AGAIN.

It's nice that Emily's eulogy is revolving around the fact that - oh, geez! - Nikolas was a prince! *eyeroll* And I'm sorry, but I would have a little more sympathy for her if (a) we hadn't had to listen to this eighteen times already, and (b) hello, remember ZANDER much? Ugh.

Helena: Oh, stop it! No more of this sanctimonious dribble.
Thank god somebody said it! Helena, you are my new best friend.

Sonny is such a four-year-old. His son ran off, and instead of getting upset or annoyed, he's instead going to give Courtney the stink-eye because - oh, no! - she's still alive and existing and stuff. And look, Jason's doing the same thing. *eyeroll*

Why is Jason going outside to search for Michael? That's funny - I always thought computers used Google for searching purposes.

Sonny: We need to stop this behavior right now....
Oh. Well, thank god somebody's saying that, too.

However - if they decide to "get back together" to get Michael to behave, then I'm going to have to rant. Yeah, do exactly what he wants. Because giving him the idea that "Hey, this whole faking a kidnapping totally works to my advantage!" probably isn't the best option. Call me crazy, but that's just a guess.

You know what's funny? Watching everyone's reactions to Helena. They all look so bored. *snickers* Of course, we all know that Helena has no power, because she's a woman. So why would anyone take her seriously? I mean, duh. *eyeroll*

Did she mention Stefan? Aww. I miss Stefan. But at least this is forcing Luke to admit that Nikolas wasn't half-bad.

Sam: What kind of pig are you?
Lorenzo: I take it that's a rhetorical question.
Hee.

Sonny: I need to speak to you alone.
What? You were just alone. You wait until Courtney walks back into the room to make that announcement? Are you stupid? Oh, yeah. I forgot for a second there.

Oh, I get it! This is the portion of the episode where, instead of actually searching for their missing son, Sonny and Carly are going to argue. I get it! *zzzz*

Wait! Is nuLulu actually Molly from the fire? I'd heard that rumor one time, but then I didn't think anything had come of it.

How come Sam has 87 outfits, and Tracy only has four? Yeah, I know - boobs. But still.

So, Luke and Skye are....not together? Together? Not together? I'm never sure.

Does this show just have a bunch of bald guys with facial hair to play extras? First there was Evil Overlord Ben, and then Evil Overlord Not-Ben, and now we have Not-So-Evil Not-Not-Ben The Private Detective.

Carly: He obviously wants our family back together like it used to be.
So? Suck it up and deal with it. I get that it's hard for him, but he's not the first child to ever go through a divorce. Heck, this isn't even his first time around the block watching these people divorce! You can't just cater to his demands. He needs to learn that sometimes, things happen that we don't like, and we have to deal with it. It's called "growing up". You know, that thing Sonny never did.

Tomorrow: I don't know. It looks boring. Ross is back - and he's still dead - and he's being lugged around town, because it's not like GH doesn't trot this story out once a year for us or anything. Other than that, it all looks fairly routine.

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